i used to think that "big old jet airliner" song said "big ole ted & eliza". my best friend molly's parents were named ted and eliza so we thought it was so cool that there was a song about them.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon