Whenever on of my parents let one lose, they would say, "Barking Spiders!"
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- I know this isnt a huge funny belief, but I used to think that all spiders were poisonous. I love spiders now!— Sammy
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- When I was little I used to believe that dogs talked to each other when barking.Anon
- when I was a child I used to believe...that dogs barking at night were chating about their day job.— Ronald Sanchez
- I used to believe that when you grow up, you lose your given name and become just Mr., Miss, or Mrs. Whoever.— Andrew Buc