when I was a child I used to believe...that dogs barking at night were chating about their day job.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to believe that dogs talked to each other when barking.Anon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- Whenever on of my parents let one lose, they would say, "Barking Spiders!"— Ginger
- When I was a child I thought that dogs can see ghosts but now I think that they can sense disaster— Steven Altamirano
- The line 'The dark sacred night' in What A Wonderful World is actually 'The dogs say goodnight'...— rebecca