When I was a kid we had to recite the creed, which said something about Jesus being "crucified under pontius pilate"
I misheard, and for years, I thought Jesus was attacked by pirates.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - I used to believe that the pirates on the pirates of the caribbean ride would come to life and eat me!— Captain Jack Sparrow
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon