I was sitting next to my nephew, who's 8, at dinner and I could hear him singing very quietly to himself. When I asked him what he was singing, he sang louder : the bee gone gone, the bee gone gone. I was totally bewildered until I caught on to the tune. It was sonny and cher, the beat goes on. He flatly refused to believe me when I told him he had the lyrics wrong :) It stuck in my head for days, the bee gone gone, the bee gone gone ... Uh oh.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believed that the inside of a tomato was a small, living creature and I flatly refused to eat that bit.Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel