Three Green Day lyrics still always stump me:
From Time of Your Life:
-I heard "time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go" as "tounge grabs you by the wrist..."
-I still here "hang it on the shelf in good health and good time" as "hang it on the shelf in good old-fingered time"
Finally, from Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I heard "sometimes I wish someone out there will find me" as "sometimes I wish a water bear will find me."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- I used to think the song "Hang on sloopy" was "hang on snoopy"— gina
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- As an artist, i used to believe that my drawings were visions of my past life.(i had a good past life)— Blind dreamer