When I was young, I though the David Bowie song "Suffragette CIty" went, "Awww, wham, bam, bacon ham!" My mom never tried to correct me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- When I was very little, I used to believe that bacon came from the tail of a pig because it was curly!!— Audrey
- My dad used to tell me that "smoked" bacon came from pigs that had been fed on a diet of kippers !!!— Tony . Newcastle on Tyne