When people would say "Remember Waterloo" I thought they were talking about an Indian fight in Walterloo, Iowa. I was in college when I learned that it was about Napoleon and France.
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.— Steve Murphy
- i used to think that napoleon invented neopolitan ice creamAnon
- I used to believe that the red dot on Indian people's foreheads meant that they had psychic powers.— Mark
- Abba - Waterloo
"Portaloo
Finally facing my Portaloo..."— Santa Puncher - up until this morning i used to believe that "neapolitan" ice cream was "napoleon" ice cream. I'm 15.Anon
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm