My mother told me that money was the dirtiest thing around. I decided it was because people kept it in their bums.
That belief lingered and when I was a cashier in HS I almost vomitted when someone handed me a damp dollar bill.
A childhood belief about money

others believed things like this
- I bbelived that the process of "making money" was taking a dollar bill and ironig it.Anon
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy
- I used to believe that on money, the treasurer of the United States really signed every bill prited her self.— Tiffany
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon