I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I thought that psychological torture involved forcing people to watch really sad movies!— Elviessa
- I'm an American, and for a good long while I thought that Boxing Day involved the sport of boxing.— miss Taken
- I always thought that freak accidents where accidents that only involved freaks.— Prologic-H-73395