I always thought that freak accidents where accidents that only involved freaks.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.— ]_]
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I thought that psychological torture involved forcing people to watch really sad movies!— Elviessa
- every time I see a shadow thats not mine I freak out because I think It's a vampire— Dalton Anderson