When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penisesAnon
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.— Ameeratron
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon