when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penises
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon
- When i lived in texas i believed the UPS guys were Santa Clause— Lauren
- My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.Anon
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again