I used to hear the lyrics to Culture Club's Karma Chameleon as "Become-a come-a come-a come-a come-a comedian..." Oh well...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I was little I used to believe that comedian Jerry Lewis and rocker Jerry Lee Lewis were the same person.— Paul
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban