When I was small, I LOVED peanut butter and jelly. SO, I suppose it was no small wonder that when I was saying my prayers one night, my mother stopped me and asked me to repeat what I had said.
"God is Grape, God is Good," I said.
It has had enormous impact on my theology ever since I discovered that God was not an enormous jar of grape jelly.
Honest. This is a true story.
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I thought jelly fish were made out of fruit jelly. — Kevin
- I used to believe that God looked like an enormous version of "Woody" from the Toy Story series.— Ryan
- I used to believe that if you didn't take your socks off at night your feet would turn into jellyAnon
- I used to believe that if you ate a grape upside down it would come out your nose.— Cath