In our Baptist church we sang a hymn with a lively chorus that went "Rolled away, rolled away, I am happy all my burdens rolled away" which my little cousin misunderstood as--and sang with great enthusiasm-- "I am happy all the burglars rolled away!"
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a tornado was a giant red tomato that rolled through cities and towns.— Darlene
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- That a dog humping someone's leg was just really happy. — Ruben
- I generally believed in happy endings!— Claire