At Sunday School we sang a childrens hymn with the line "pity my simplicity". My young sister was heard singing the line, "pretty mices come to me".
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that child line sold childrens toys— Gayle
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- I used to believe that a "punch line" meant a line of people waiting to dip punch from a punch bowl.— Sheila
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- i used to belive that you drive your car on the line in the street.— abcdef