I used to believe that heaven was the local church hall with rows of dead budgies on the floor covered with little white blankets. Now I know it's guinness and chocolate cake.
A childhood belief about afterlife
others believed things like this
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ
- When i was little, i use to believe that mountains where actually dead dinosaurs covered in dirt. — Patricia
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- I used to believe the dead flew up to heaven.— Pierre, a French student in eighth grade
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina