At Vacation Bible School one year, we had to sing a song called "Put on the Whole Armor of God". My friend, for the whole first day, thought the song went "Poot (like fart) on! Poot on! Poot on the whole armor of God, of God!" She finally figured out that those weren't the real lyrics, but we decided to tell my sister they were. She actually went the entire VBS singing that song that way...
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby