My big sister once told me that I was purchased by my parents at a K-Mart store on a blue light special. I believed that for a couple years until I brought it up to my mom one day. She set me straight after laughing hysterically.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- that the green traffic light turned blue when it was off— Kriket Evens
- The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- First I believed that my parents were brother and sister. Then I thought that my dad was also my mums dad. — Rainbow
- Eifel 65 - Blue
I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)
[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]— Matt - I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon