when i was younger my favorite church hyme was "Victory in Jesus" because i thought it said "he socked me and bopped me" instead of "he sought me and bought me".
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think wars started when a sergeant from one country socked a sergeant from another country.— recovering
- i beleived that when someone bought a new house, they would swap with the person they bought it from— c
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy