I use to be convinced that commercials were only made by companies that were doing badly. I felt so clever telling my parents that I've discovered their secret plot to make us buy products that didn't work very well.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to sleep, my Barbie dolls would make out and plot to kill me.— ClaireRat
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.