I used to think that a line in a song by Depeche Mode was "Jesus took a pee in the grass." In actually says "Someone to be opressed."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo