When I was very young, I believed that my parents actual names were "mum" and "dad".
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my parents names were mom and dad till i was 9— Sophiae
- As my parents had given me a name, I thought that it was up to me to give them names tooAnon
- I once believed that if I wore my Halloween costume to bed, I'd wake up as the actual thing.— Sarah
- My parents used to have an old radio. I thought it could only play old songs, like from when they were young.— kathy
- At the age of around five, I realized that my mum's and dad's names were not mum and dad!— yelloworpurple
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips