When I was growing up, my best friend was notorious for mixing up song lyrics. Her "alternate renditions" still crack me up! She believed that Pat Benatar's song "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" was Hit Me With Your Pants Down"! Pretty racey for a 9 year old... She also thought Barry Manilow's song, "Looks Like We Made It", was "Looks Like Tomatoes".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon