The song Torn by Natalie Imbruglia goes "So I guess the fortune teller's right/Should have seen just what was there/ And not some holy light" My friend thinking it said "So I guess the fortune teller's right/Should have seen just what was there/ And not some horny light"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "Wheel of Fortune" was called "Squeal of Fortune." I don't know why.— Joey Schwartzman
- I used to wonder why fortune cookies never predicted something bad like "you will fall off a cliff"— Izual
- I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon
- I once thought that there were little mice under the wheel on Wheel of Fortune making the wheel move— Kara
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter