Before I could read, as a child I sang the song, "Lo in the grave he laid, Jesus my Savior." I wondered what was Jesus doing lying in the gravy?
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon
- When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono