when I was a little girl I was convinced that "anonymous" was someones name, and that he sat all day in my attic writing books of all sorts. when he was done he would sign his name and send the finished book through some secret tube where my mom would pick it up and deliver it to my room. I always felt so bad for anonymous because he was forced to write so many books and poems, and also because what kind of nutjob names their kid Anonymous? His parents must have been monsters for forcing this weird identity upon him and locking him up in my attic as a slave.
A childhood belief about names

you weren't the only one
168 of you believed this
- I used to believe anon was a person and couldn't believe he had written so many poems— Helena
- On this site when people sign "Anon" I thought Anon was one person who believed in a lot of weird things...— Slow to catch on.
- i used to belive anon was an actual person untill i clicked on it just a secon ago lol— lolz
- I used to think that Anon was a person.Anon
- i thought the name Anon, was really a name...pronounced A-Non...haha i figured it out— Norman einstien
- I used to believe Anonymous was a very normal name— Anonymous