When I was younger I thought the Army commercial with the logo "Be all you can be" actually said "Be a chimpanzee" I never understood it =D
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the D in the Disney logo was a backwards G. I never understood why.— Nancy
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I used to think the old BBC logo that was on one of my videos as a child was evil and wanted me to be dead.— tanukibear
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- Because of a commercial I seen on tv, I thought the whole world was the size of the of the U.S.— Paulette