I used to believe that the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Slide in the Vaseline" ! I think I was deaf as a kid?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- When I was little ,I used to believe that deaf people didn't have ears.— rainbow
- I'm deaf in one ear. Until I was 7 I believed that if I didn't sleep on my good ear, dinosaurs would eat me.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drove over a banana peel the car would slide off the road.Anon