If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.— Arilinia
- i used to believe that the white foam on the surface of the ocean were unicorns trying to escape.— intunedwithmagic