I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- When I was around four,I used to think when it rained in my area,it rained over the WHOLE world too...Anon
- When I was a kid I thought that when it rained, it rained all over the world.
Anon - I used to believe when I was 4 that when it rained, it rained across the whole world.Anon