i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!!
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- I used to belive that when it rained god was crying because I did something bad again— Alora
- When I was around four,I used to think when it rained in my area,it rained over the WHOLE world too...Anon
- When I was a kid I thought that when it rained, it rained all over the world.
Anon