I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the republic of Richard Stanz, one nation, under Bob, invisible, with liver tea and justice for all. Amen.
...was how I thought the pledge went until about fourth grade.
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was "to the United Steaks of America," and that we were saying it to cows.— bessy
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- Would you believe liver, tea, and justice for all? Tea I could take, but liver? Ewg!— Texas granny
- I used to believe it was illegal to not recite the pledge at school. Anon
- I used to think that One nation, under god, indivisible was invisible— Aeris