When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I was told as a child to eat the dark parts of a banana, because it was really brown sugar.Anon
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- i used to believe that boggies are parts of fluff that fly in to your nose— natasha hawthorne