I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....