I used to think I got a new name every year, so when I was 7, I told my parents to call me "Laura," but halfway through the week I wanted to be "Josie."
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- My birthday was on a different day every year, assigned by my parentsAnon
- I used to think that your birthday changed every year, and that your parents just decided what day it was.— Daniel
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- My parents have the same birthday -- month, day, and year. I though all mom's and dad's had the same birthday.— Cait
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher