My Uncle Joe used to tell me he'd squash me like a bug....and then ask me to come hug him. I really believed he'd squash me.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my cat was a reincarnation of the buddha and was sent by satan to squash me.— Nazza
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey
- When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.— tigga
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon