When my grandma was little, she thought the words to "Jesus loves me" were "Jesus slaws me." She couldn't figure out what that meant, or why Jesus would want to "slaw" anyone!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon