Go listen to the song "Every light in the house is on," by Trace Adkins, the country music singer,
I swear in the second verse he says,
"that's me waiting at home each night in Georgia."
Well my friends are always correcting me,
they said it's,
"that's me waiting at home each night to hold you."
Whatever! I like mine better.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon
- I used to believe that my head was filled with hair waiting to grow.— Poppy
- I used to believe that the reflection at the bottom of cup of liquid was a crocodile waiting to gobble me up.— Aaron
- When I was little I was afraid of vacum cleaners. I thought there was an old guy inside waiting to eat you.— Kittenz r kool