I used to think that my parents were aliens and I would block their thoughts by holding my breath. My mom looked at me al red-faced and asked me what was wrong and seemed to care, so I didn't think she was an alien anymore.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- i thought aliens would come to earth year 2000 because of a commercial were an alien ate a hot dog— ulle
- I used to think that roaches were aliens because it was hard to kill them. I'm still not so sure I was wrong.— Dev
- When I was little I used to believe that God looked like the Great Gazoo (the alien from "The Flintstones").— Susan
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I used to believe that aliens would come and take me if I wasn't good to my parents— somebody
- I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.Anon