I was raised by my uncle who I used to believe was God. I thought when he went to work he sorted through lists of good and bad people, and then faxed these lists to Santa.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i work with kids......and this one kid tole me that claustrophobia was the fear of Santa clause Anon
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- When I was younger I used to think I was raised by Ewoks.— Travis