I used to believe that John Lennon's song went "Vincent Carmen's gonna get you..." instead of "Instant Karma"...I was always nervous around people called Vincent...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Lenin and John Lennon were the same person.— Melanjolly
- I used to think that the Beatles broke up when John Lennon died.— Shirley B.
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John— Sally
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa