In Paul Simon's Gracelands I was convinced the line 'She brushed her hair from her forehead' was 'She brushed her and farted'
I,m still not sure! Try it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon
- My mother told me that the tooth fairy would only come if I brushed my teeth.— Dale
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- I used 2 beleive yer @$$ was yer foreheadAnon