My wife couldn't figure out why no one was happy when her dad went to the hospital. Every time her mother went she brought home a new sister. My wife thought she was going to get a new brother.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp