I used to believe pork chops were actually something called "brazilian chicken". Mainly because when i was a kid i wouldn't eat pork products, thought they were gross, and my parents solution was just to rename it.
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.Anon
- I used to believe that all meats were chicken. I called everything chicken. :)— Girlfloyd
- When I caught chicken pox, I thought it was down to me eating too much chicken.— Helen
- I thought that eating chicken gave me muscles (chicken and muscles sound the same in Mandarin).— NG
- To get me to eat liver and onions, my parents used to tell me it was brown chicken. And I loved it.— Mallory