When I was little, I used to believe that my father knew everything. Literally. One day I was in the bath and asked him what time it was. There are no words for how shocked I was when he said "I don't know".
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------
- that if you had fun, time would literally pass by faster— paul
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- I used to think that if you take the plug out of the bath it will suck you into the bath— awesome kid
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen