My parents used to tell me babies came from under a gooseberry bush.
When I was four they told me I was going to get a brother or sister.
I'd run down our garden first thing every morning to see if the baby had arrived yet!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- I used to falsely believe that planting a fruit pip in the garden would actually grow a tree or bush.— Natasha
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- I used to believe my parents were brother and sister, and that everybody's parents were brother and sister.— Rachael