I used to think that song by Nirvanna, were they sing "her denial" over and over was "bloody nylon"! O.K. I know it is sick. I REALLY thought that was what it was for like 2 years!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill