I once asked my dad why the police can't catch the robbers since the stripey tops, black masks and swag bag give them away. Obviously all burglars where this attire all the time!
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I was a child I used to believe that doctors wore those face masks incase they threw up.— Nicole
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick— Karen
- I used to believe that when I said my prayers, "God Bless..." meant please keep burglars awayAnon
- I used to beleieve (when VERY young; 12 actually!) that cat burglars stole cats!— Woody